The yarn gremlins staged a heist and everything’s going feral at DFW Fiber Fest. Inventory will respawn and online ordering will resume Tuesday, Sept 23 - once we bribe the gremlins back with snacks and sarcasm and count the survivors.

Apocalyptic Bingo Night

Apocalyptic Bingo Night

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A high-voltage mix of royal blue, blackout black, feral mint, and blacklight-reactive fuchsia that doesn’t just glow under blacklight, it heckles you. Chaotic, impossible to ignore, and loud enough to start rumors and strain friendships. Best knit while echoing the caller’s numbers at random and pretending not to be afraid of the caftans.

Gremlin Sock- 75% Superwash Merino Wool, 25% Recycled Nylon. Approximately 400m/437 yds per 100g hank.

Chaos Fingering- 90% 19.5 micron Extra Fine Superwash Merino, 10% Recycled Nylon. Approximately 400m/437 yds per 100g hank.

Gremlin DK- 75% Superwash Merino Wool, 25% Recycled Nylon. Approximately 225m/246 yds per 100g hank.  

Snarky Worsted- 100% Superwash Merino. Approximately 200m/219 yds per 100g hank 

Mayhem Bulky- 100% Superwash Merino. Approximately 100m/109 yds per 100g hank. 

Though the bases are superwash wool and will probably be fine if they accidentally land in the washer, the gremlins recommend all finished projects be hand-washed in cold water and laid flat to dry to keep things looking their best. Don't anger the yarn gremlins.

Note: Every skein is dyed by hand, which means even in the same dye lot no two are identical (the gremlins insist on variety). If you’re making a larger project, alternate skeins every few rows to keep the chaos looking intentional.

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